Vampires are hot and tech is crazy.
Get ready to enjoy
Ancient immortals behaving badly
Excessive startup satire
Questionable HR practices (mostly involving blood)
Spanking via tote bag
Longing, lust, and legacy trauma in velvet robes
Stakeholders is a dark comedy about two bored vampires trying to survive capitalism, each other, and their own ridiculous hearts. It features swearing, absurd workplace violence, steamy tension, emotional sabotage, and occasional scenes of erotic stupidity.
It is not a how-to guide. It’s a piss take on the absurdity of working in tech.
No interns were harmed in the making of this narrative (except emotionally, but they’re fictional and underpaid).
All characters are consenting, centuries-old monsters capable of eating their problems and living with the consequences.
If you’re here for a serious vampire romance that does not involve slutty fiscal deities... you took a wrong turn. But you’re very welcome to stay.
Ready? Let’s get into it.
P.S Subscribers get access to the publication archives so you can enjoy the full, unhinged journey from the beginning.
